About the Activity

Mighty Smurf is Back in Town – And he’s Ripped.

An entertainer of immeasurable skill, and easily measured height, Mighty Smurf’s Amsterdam Bar Crawl is a drinking marathon known to lay out men several times his size.  Can you smurf your drink like Mighty?  Probably not, but it’s fun to try!

 Mighty the body building Smurf is back in Amsterdam, and he’s not interested in your excuses!

Back by popular demand (by which we mean we were too scared to say no) Mighty Smurf’s Amsterdam Bar Crawl is back in the city of Amsterdam.  Lock your doors, bar your windows, and brace yourself for getting thoroughly smurfed.  Mighty will lead you on a tour of some of the best bars in and around Amsterdam’s De Wallen Red Light District.  Mighty kicks off by handcuffing himself to the guest of honour- for the rest of the night he or she will be locked to this fearsome smurf machine, dragged from place to place and subjected to relentless drinking games.  Participation is mandatory – Mighty isn’t interested in excuses.  Any lip (real or perceived) will result in the groom being forced through a series of physical challenges – keep up or drop and smurf Mighty Mighty Smurf's Amsterdam Bar Crawltwenty!

Mighty left Smurf Village back in 2010, because, frankly, he was scaring them smurfless.  Mighty benches a smurftastic 120 kilos, and is built like a brick smurf house.  He left Smurf Village, stopping briefly to beat the smurf out of Gargamel, and headed straight for Amsterdam.  Since then he’s become an expert on our fair city having smurfed his way through almost every bar in the city.  Leave no stone unsmurfed has been Mighty’s mantra when it comes to experiencing everything our city has to offer, and he brings that party expertise to your tour!

Fun Amsterdam discovered Mighty roaming the city, drinking triple strength Dutch beer and threatening to smurf passersby.  We saw the potential for an amazing tour guide (and also he threatened to smurf us right in our faces), and so the Mighty Smurf Tour was born!  Mighty is an Amsterdam expert, and he loves nothing better than dragging helpless grooms from bar to bar, forcing them through the most intensive drinking session they have ever seen.  Mighty’s attitude toward his tours is similar to his work out regime – not for the weak of heart (or liver).  As you crash from bar to bar Mighty will regal you with tales of his Amsterdam exploits, considerably more lively than your average episode of The Smurfs.

Don’t miss your chance to smurf Amsterdam with Mighty Smurf’s Amsterdam Bar Crawl!

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Professional Bar Guide and Entertainer
3 Hour Bar Tour
1 bottle worth of shots in the first bar
Guest of honour humiliation on request

Duration:  3 hours
Minimum Group Size: 1
Starting time: Please, ask for availability here


Food is not included in this tour
Other drinks are not included